The most common surname in China is Chang, correct me if you think that’s Wong

A woman on the bus asked me 'Have you any pets?' I said 'A goldfish' She said 'Any hobbies?' I replied 'He likes swimming!'

I can’t believe Someone has stolen all the grass from my neighbours front garden, He’s out there now looking.... Forlorn.

I don't know about you, but I find camping ...intense.

They're advertising in the local paper a course on 'Drying Clothes'... Run by the local Rotary Club, it's an On Line Course.

Jelly, Custard and Fruit. Now there's three ingredients you can't trifle with.

Man hit by flying power tool. He said everything was fine. Then Bosh.

Bought a new polo shirt but had to return it. It was in mint condition but full of holes.

All those years ago I met my wife in the Bread factory. We've stuck with each other, through Thick and Thin