Got a great compliment today. Was told I looked Norwegian... said I looked like an Norse...

I go to the same optician as Roger Daltry I can see for miles now.

I couldn't believe it when I won thief of the year

The fella who took the airline company to court, after his luggage went missing. Has lost his case

There’s been an explosion at the factory where they make Omega 3 capsules. Thankfully, the damage was only Super Fish Oil

I threw a ball for my dog. Extravagant I know - but he looks amazing in a tuxedo.

August & people are setting fireworks off. One almost set my Xmas decorations on fire

It’s a scientific fact: People who have more birthdays live longer