{LynneJones, 6/9/24}
Good Friday morning all, Have a FAB Weekend xxx

I used to hate eating my greens as a kid. For some reason they all tasted different from all the other crayons.

I asked the pianist “Can you play Strawberry Fields Forever?” He said, “No, after a few hours my fingers get tired.”

Duran Duran to record a song about indigestion called " Reflux "

What goes trot trot dash dash trot? Horse Code

A former Man United footballer wanted his self-portrait done, unfortunately it wasn't my BEST work.

I wanted to try water skiing but couldn't find a lake with a slope.

I still cannot acheive a win playing dominoes, my brain cannot seem to work out the number
sequences and i always draw a blank..

When I was a boy I asked my parents for the board game “Operation”. They made me wait 3years for it.

I have fallen in love with a girl that works in a puppet factory, now I want to marry annette

I joined a band called Road Markings - we were a middle of the road band