As its the last time the Friday Funnies will be in this version of the website, here's a collection of previous funnies, Have a Fab Weekend, see you on the new version of the website, love as always, Lynne xxx

If anyone tells you Tequila is a tasty drink I'd take that with a pinch of salt !

I went to a Safari park yesterday and got charged by a Rhino ! £90 for a family of four !

I recently took my naval exams. I got seven Cs.

I recently entered a competition to see who’s gained the most weight and lost the most hair. Obviously it wasn’t called that, it was advertised as a ‘School Reunion’.

Why did God create man first? Because he needed a rough working model before creating the perfect specimen of the species.

Just played football against a lemonade factory .... We were 7up by half time

Took my whole family to the match last week but they’re never happy. They want to go to a proper bonfire next year.

I now identify as a can of deodorant. And yes I'm sure

Are people born with a photographic memory , or does it just develop…..?

Sorry to moan on here, but I'm absolutely fed up with people whinging about the prices of things... £1.50 for tea, £1.75 for coffee, £2 for a slice of cake and £2.50 for parking…  Any more complaints and honest to goodness I will stop inviting people to my house!

My girlfriends tights ripped as she got in the car, so I gave her a fan belt

The Republic of Ireland currently have the biggest population growth in the world. The capital city is always Dublin!

I left a job in a mirror factory after just one week as I couldn't see myself doing that job any longer

People are shocked when they find out that I am not a good electrician.

When I started my book exchange club I had great expectations… Not anymore.

Very excited about the upcoming new film ' The Tractor '.

It looks brilliant if the Trailer is anything to go b

I went to the printers the other day and ask for a 3-ft tall letter A a 3-ft tall letter S and a 3 ft two letter K and I said I want it by next Tuesday. The guy said I'll see what I can do but it's a big ask

I heard about a man who used to put punctuation marks on his body parts before he went to bed. One morning his wife found him just lying there comma toes.

I like to walk with a sense of purpose in most countries I visit, but when I’m in Italy I prefer to Rome.

I loved it when Handel teamed up with Hinge & Bracket to form the Doors.

Today I bought myself some sensible walking boots, a new ordinance survey map, a nice hand carved walking stick and a rucksack. Then I went up to the Peak District, walked for about 5 miles stopped, sat on a stone wall, had a flask of coffee. Then I walked another 5 miles, had a biscuit & then I...

...oh, Sorry,,,,,,, I am rambling!!

Just bought a campervan from Pavarotti.  It's a Nissan dormer.

Surely, we can start to call it Zealand, as it’s been around for quite a while now!

Can't wait for tonight, we're putting on the heating and we're having an house warming party

Looking for job suggestions, please, for my old man. If it helps, he wears cor-blimey trousers and we live in a council flat

I used to work in a bacon factory, I loved getting back from work

I've upset my friend after taking the mickey on Facebook about his obsession with lego..... he's blocked me.

I was charged £30 for 8 legs of venison for Christmas.  Do you think it's two dear ?

My granddad insisted on having his lathe buried with him.  He’s probably turning in his grave as we speak.

My tailor has started a job as a comedian, he uses all his own material.

I had to resign from my job as a ploughman.  It was too harrowing.

I'm going to sit in a classroom next week and learn about stopping water rising up a wall...

It's a damp proof course.

xxx