I've tried chatting up Women at clay pigeon shooting, but I never PULL!

I bought a Take That T-shirt online but I sent it back because it had a mark on it.

The flicking a ruler on the edge of your desk championship is being held in the Dordogne

How's the diet going? Not good I had eggs for breakfast. Scrambled? No Cadburys.

I’ve only just got myself a job advertising bread buns, I have to wear them on a suit Yes I’m a roll model

Thank you for calling the Gladys Knight fan club; please leave a message when you hear the pips".