Friday Funnies 13th September 2024
Humorous 0 replies 0 likes 0 votes 6 viewsSorry for the delay, I was travelling up to Liverpool yesterday, Have a Fab weekend!
Here's your Friday Funnies on a Saturday !!
Love Lynne xxx
I went to see the doctor the other day. I told him every time I eat rice I become really breathless. He said I was basmatic!
I finished 3 books today. Believe me that's a lot of colouring.
The police have arrested my neighbour for stealing electricity from me, I think he's going to
be charged.
2 Eskimos sitting in a kayak were getting a bit chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft it sank. Hence proving the old adage that you can't have your kayak and heat it too
I've got a date with a woman who identifies as a wheelie bin, but i can't remember if i'm taking her out on Tuesday or Wednesday..
There’s been a breakout from Strangeways prison. A spokesman said, they escaped in the back of a cement mixer, police are looking for 6 hardened criminals
“I went in to a pet shop. I said, ‘Can I buy a goldfish?’ The guy said, ‘Do you want an aquarium?’ I said, ‘I don’t care what star sign it is.'”
xxx