{LynneJones, 20/9/24}
Have a Fab weekend all xxx

If you've never played blindfolded darts you don't know what you're missing.

A duck was detained by a psychological hospital. They suspected that he was quackers.

Hospital vacancy advert: "Skeleton staff required in the Xray department. See Dr. Patella".

I am going to push a bunch of percussion instruments down a hill...Drum roll, please...

I'm not the best person at golf in my family I'm under Pa

I bumped into my maths teacher from school. She asked me if I remembered any mathematical functions. I replied, "sum times".

I bought a frozen pizza from Tesco for my tea tonight and it says on the box, "Cook for between 20 and 22 minutes." Now, I'm no genius, but isn't that 21 minutes?

I’m giving up drinking for a month. Sorry punctuation.. I’m giving up, drinking for a month.

When I was little I was scared of the dark.. Now when I get my electric bill, I'm scared of the lights