Hi All, I just had a fab 3 days in Amsterdam with Wendy, lovely people, the Museums were amazing and we got to ride lots of Trams ! Have an amazing weekend, don't forget your umbrella !!! xxx
Here's your Friday funnies…

My budgie broke his leg today, so I made him a little splint out of a couple of matches. You should have seen his little face light up when he tried to walk.

The classic German submarine movie is being remade for a modern audience. Das Reboot.

I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor

Cambridge police investigating a number of crimes announced earlier this evening they wish to interview a woman wearing high heels and a mini skirt. The chief constable has however informed them they must wear their regular uniforms.

A minister, a priest and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The nurse asks the rabbit "Do you know what your blood type is?" The rabbit said "I'm probably a type o".

I’ve just finished reading ‘Great Expectations’ and you know what… it wasn’t as good as I thought it was going to be.

My friend swears his parrot is an expert at geometry. I think he’s lying but he won’t take a polygraph

Billy Idol’s son Bone still lives with him

I heard today that Catwoman is moving to Nepal It got me thinking ‘What would Catman do?’

Imagine how happy barn owls were when humans invented barns

I told my wife I saw a fox on the way to work this morning. She said ‘How do you know he was on his way to work?’

Love, Lynne xxx