{LynneJones, 30/8/24}
Have a fab weekend all, Lynne xxx

I burnt my Hawaiian pizza....Next time ill put it on Aloha heat

I’ve just sold my entire collection of Dusty Springfield LP's,

I just don't knowwhat to do with my shelf...

So I was talking to my imaginary friend & I said to him "You look really nice today".
He was totally made up.

I ordered an atomic supper in my chipshop.They said what's that? I said fission chips

When I was young & growing up I didn't care what I wore I went along with what my parents chose. Looking back in old photo albums I realise my parents didn't care either.

What do you call a hen who can count her own eggs? A mathema-chicken.

The first man to ever post on Facebook died today. May he rest in peace. He was liked by many.

When I was at school my math's teacher said I was average. I think that's mean

My wife just turned to me and said “I was talking to you and you yawned 6 times, am I boring you?” I replied “I wasn’t yawning - those were 6 unsuccessful attempts to speak”

I hate playing tennis it makes such a racquet
xxx