Here's your Friday Funnies for 10/01/2025, Have a Fab weekend ! x

There's a new Ferris wheel being built in London dedicated to Mary Poppins, its called the London um diddly um diddle eye

Sailors on the submarine, HMS Nando's are being warned not to burn themselves on the Peri Periscope

During plane flights, I get really bad ear ache but this year, I've found a solution that'll help...

I've booked my wife's seat ten rows back...

I dated a girl from Netherlands once. She was very saucy.

Those were my Holland days

I just found a half frozen tiny bird as I walked home, so I put it in my pocket to give it a chance of survival.

When I showed the wife, she told me how much she loved me for being so kind and sensitive, so I thought I'd try for a kiss & a cuddle as she was in a good mood !!

She said "Please, not in front of the chilled wren".

It's my wife's birthday tomorrow. She's been saying she really wants an amulet.

Can anybody tell me how many eggs I should use?

Due to an unfortunate spacing error booking my holiday, This year I am now looking forward to a week on the Norfolk B roads.

If like me you've been accused of being born in a barn and want to chat about it, remember - My door is always open