Friday Funnies for 17/01/2025

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LynneJones 2 weeks

My ex-girlfriend used to work in the local clock factory but the relationship was doomed from the start. She was always winding me up


I've just woke up with a dead leg, I've no idea who it belongs to.


Before marriage I would sit at a red traffic light for hours, because I had no one to tell me the light had changed to green!


I just finished writing a book on sharks.

It probably would've been easier to write it on paper though


Scientists have realised that trees have a way of communicating with each other

It’s called What Sap.


Three years ago today, my neighbour and his wife took up gardening.

Today is their weeding anniversary.



I just bought a wooden cat, it's got wooden wheels a wooden engine even a wooden key.


Guess what?  Wooden start 



Lightning conductor manufacturers have been hit by recent strikes.



I let my quiz team down with my guess, that the Fatal Attraction actor

was Glenn Hoddle.

Not even Close…


I filed my nails today with an emery board.

It was awful.…but l liked it.