Friday Funnies for 17/01/2025
Humorous 0 replies 0 likes 0 votes 3 viewsMy ex-girlfriend used to work in the local clock factory but the relationship was doomed from the start. She was always winding me up
I've just woke up with a dead leg, I've no idea who it belongs to.
Before marriage I would sit at a red traffic light for hours, because I had no one to tell me the light had changed to green!
I just finished writing a book on sharks.
It probably would've been easier to write it on paper though
Scientists have realised that trees have a way of communicating with each other
It’s called What Sap.
Three years ago today, my neighbour and his wife took up gardening.
Today is their weeding anniversary.
I just bought a wooden cat, it's got wooden wheels a wooden engine even a wooden key.
Guess what? Wooden start
Lightning conductor manufacturers have been hit by recent strikes.
I let my quiz team down with my guess, that the Fatal Attraction actor
was Glenn Hoddle.
Not even Close…
I filed my nails today with an emery board.
It was awful.…but l liked it.