Friday Funnies for 24/01/2025
Humorous 0 replies 0 likes 0 votes 3 viewsThe drummer in a local band named his four daughters…
Anna 1 Anna 2 Anna 3 Anna 4
Both of my dogs float. They have Good Boyancy.
I just saw this fella going up a hill with a wheelbarrow full of horseshoes, four leaf clovers and rabbit's feet.
I thought: “He’s pushing his luck!”
I just found the best dating app for really old folk. It's called Carbon Dating
I had to get on the Doctor's couch so he could examine me
Prostrate?
No, I was sat up
Where do the people who live in Tipperary think it’s a long way to?
I asked the librarian if they had a copy of "The History of WD-40?"She said "Yes, it's in the Non-Friction section."
Interviewer: How do you perform under pressure?
Me: Not as well as Queen and Bowie.
'A fool and his money are soon parted'!
It's not going to happen to me, l gave it to my wife to look after.
I just bought myself a turntable. For the record.
I hate people who use metaphors that are physically impossible.
They make my blood boil.
My daughter's new boyfriend plays in goal for Utd and is a keen apiarist. He's definitely a keeper.
I'm being moved to a different department at the prosthetics factory.
Its so annoying. I'm up in arms…
I tried to write a song about alcoholics but I only got past the first few bars.