Friday Funnies for 31/01/2025
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I was in a shop the other day, and there was an empty tester bottle of cologne with a sign saying “out of odour”.
I’ve shaved my head for the past 25 years or more, but I still keep my old comb.
I just can't part with it.
I have a deal with the Mrs. I don't control her life and I don't control mine either.
I was standing Shivering At the bus stop this morning and an Elderly lady said to me, "Its so cold Today", So I said, " Yes Winter Draws On", She replied, " Mind your own Business Young Man"..
I’ve just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
I looked up opaque, the definition wasn’t very clear.
When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a house warming party.
Now, I'm homeless.
Betrayed by the world's strongest man! He threw me over the bus
If, like me, you've ever been accused of having been born in a barn and want to talk about it, remember, my door is always open.